Yo, I’m Bjorn, your future Rank 1 carry and Reddit meme lord. I’m here looking for a waifu who can match my gamer grind and appreciate my God-tier Reddit karma. If you don’t have at least 10k karma or can’t meme, don’t bother. Bonus points if you post on r/Animemes or r/LeagueofLegends—you’ll have my upvote forever.

When I’m not hard carrying my team in League of Legends or clutching rounds in Valorant, I’m curating my tribute collection (don’t ask unless you’re cultured) and refining my anime watchlist. My top picks include High School DxD (masterpiece), Re:Zero (so deep), and No Game No Life (literally me). If you don’t know what a “best girl” is, swipe left because you’re not ready for this level of otaku energy.

My ideal night? Sitting in my gamer chair, grinding ranked while scrolling Reddit, and maybe DMing you compliments if you’re my type. I’m the kind of guy who’ll send you a “good girl” message if you ace a round or laugh at your jokes even if they’re not dank. But don’t expect me to simp too hard—I have standards.

I’m a goon master on the rise, perfecting my craft through hours of… practice. If you don’t get it, you’re probably not enlightened enough for me. Also, let’s be clear: If you’re not cool with tributes to my waifus or don’t understand the greatness of “step on me energy,” we’re not gonna work.

Looking for someone who knows their Reddit tiers, can queue up without feeding, and isn’t afraid to debate why 2D > 3D. Swipe right, and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to help me co-op my life’s ranked climb.